✨  Why Dog Poop Doesn’t Belong in the Trash — And What to Do Instead

💩 Why Dog Poop Doesn’t Belong in the Trash
And What to Do Instead (That Doesn’t Feel Like a 9th Grade Science Fair Project)
 

🌎 First, Let’s Talk Trash. Literally.
Every time you pick up your dog’s poop and toss it in the trash, here’s what happens:

You wrap an organic material (dog poop) in a non-biodegradable plastic bag.
Then you throw it into a landfill, where oxygen is scarce, decomposition is glacial, and the vibes are toxic.
The sealed turd burrito now sits for hundreds of years, releasing methane — a greenhouse gas 25x more potent than CO₂.
 
📊 Stats That’ll Make You Sweat in Biodegradable Crocs:
🐶 83 million dogs in the U.S.
💩 Each dog = ~¾ lb of poop/day
🗑️ That’s 10.6 million tons of dog waste per year
🚫 Most ends up wrapped in plastic, trapped in landfills
That’s not just a poop problem. That’s a civilization crisis disguised as pet ownership.

💡 “But… It’s Just One Bag…”
If we had a dime for every “just one bag”...
We’d use it to pay landfill rent for your dog’s poop, which is now squatting there for the next 500 years.

It’s never just one.

Millions of plastic-wrapped time bombs.
Every week. Every city. Everywhere.

And no — your city’s green bin probably doesn’t accept pet waste. They’re not ready. But you can be.

 
🧪 Composting Pet Waste: Yes, You Can Do It
(No, You Don’t Need a Degree in Soil Science)

Dog poop is compostable — if done properly.

You need:

High temps
The right microbes
No plastic
A system that won’t turn your backyard into a biohazard
This is where Loopet comes in.

 
⚡️ Loopet: The Compost Powder That Changes Everything
Loopet is your dog poop’s glow-up moment.

It’s a rapid-digest powder you sprinkle on pet waste. No fancy setup. No nose-wrinkling aftermath.

Just:

✅ Fast breakdown
✅ Odor reduction
✅ Plastic-free process
✅ Pet-parent redemption arc unlocked

All without having to churn a compost bin like you’re on a frontier homestead.

 
🧼 TL;DR
Dog poop + plastic = methane + microplastic soup
Composting it = cleaner conscience
Loopet = composting made effortless
Your trash can deserves a break. So does the planet.
 
🔁 Join the Waitlist
Be the kind of pet parent your dog already thinks you are.
Loopet is coming.

Compost the poop. Save the vibe.